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| American Pie Presents: The Book of Love | |
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| Directed by | John Putch |
| Produced by | Mike Elliot |
| Written by | David H. Steinberg |
| Based on | Characters by Adam Herz |
| Starring | Bug Hall Brandon Hardesty Kevin M. Horton Beth Behrs Melanie Papalia Jennifer Holland John Patrick Jordan Louisa Lytton Sherman Hemsley Curtis Armstrong Jim Wynorski Rosanna Arquette Eugene Levy |
| Music by | David Lawrence |
| Cinematography | Ross Berryman |
| Edited by | John Gilbert |
Production company | |
| Distributed by | Universal Studios |
Release date | December 22, 2009 |
| 94 minutes | |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
| Budget | $7 million |
| Box office | $5,021,219[1] |
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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love is a 2009 American sex comedy film released by Universal Pictures. It is the fourth and final installment in American Pie Presents film series, a spin-off of the American Pie franchise. The film stars Bug Hall, John Patrick Jordan, Kevin M. Horton, Brandon Hardesty, and Eugene Levy. This was Sherman Hemsley's final film appearance before his death on July 24, 2012.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love was released direct-to-DVD in the United States on December 22, 2009.
Plot[edit]
High-schooler Rob attempts to masturbate with a sandwich, which his dog tries to eat, and his little brother Cody films the ordeal. At school, Rob meets his friends Nathan and Marshall, nicknamed “Lube”, and Nathan reveals that his girlfriend Dana has pledged to abstain from sex until marriage, despite having already slept with several people. Classmate Stifler threatens to make a move on Heidi, Rob’s crush, and Lube has a vivid fantasy about a group of cheerleaders, particularly Ashley. Rob and Heidi meet in the school library where she discloses that she is a virgin, and wishes to just 'get it [sex] over with'. At the school dance, Nathan manages to offend Dana. Rob attempts to tell Heidi his feelings for her but is interrupted by Nathan and Lube, and eventually finds her in the library about to have sex with another student. Shocked, Rob drops a lit candle, starting a fire and setting off the sprinklers.
The next day, while Rob and Heidi are cleaning the library, Rob finds 'The Bible', a legendary sex manual compiled by students over forty years, now damaged by the water.
Testing a tip from the book, 'Simple Flattery', Rob approaches Ashley in a lingerie store and compliments her, and she leads him into a changing room, disrobes, and makes him steal a bra for her; Rob is caught and forced to pay with his mother's credit card. At Dana's church service, Nathan accidentally broadcasts their highly personal conversation to the entire congregation over the PA system, and Dana's father bans her from seeing Nathan. Rob's mother confronts him about her credit card charges, and Rob’s sarcastic reply that he likes wearing women's underwear is filmed by Cody, who again posts the footage online for the whole school to see.
At a school basketball game, Katie tries to talk to Stifler but he brushes her off, and Rob is again unable to tell Heidi how he feels. Following a page in The Bible, Rob and his friends visit a Canadian brothel with a very experienced prostitute, Monique. The entry was written in 1975, which Lube misreads as 1995, and the friends are disgusted to meet the now-elderly Monique, but decide to partake of her services. Monique dies while performing oral sex on Rob, and the panicked boys drive home.
Rob finally tells Heidi he is attracted to her, and she reciprocates, agreeing to meet later at Stifler's party. There, Heidi is hurt to hear Rob shout 'Tonight, I'm getting laid!', and Stifler again rebuffs Katie. Lube propositions Ashley but she turns him down. Her friend takes him up on his guarantee of sexual satisfaction, but storms out after finding an offensive text on his phone. Nathan tries to reconcile with Dana but offends her again. Rob finds Heidi in bed with Stifler, and begins drinking heavily. He declares that 'only assholes get laid!' and behaves crudely to a random girl, who promptly goes to bed with him. Hallucinating Heidi chastising him, Rob throws up on the girl's back. The next morning, his mother shows him a video she received of the incident.
Rob and his friends resolve to find all The Bible’s original contributors starting with its creator, Noah Levenstein, and eventually succeed in recreating the book.
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On the school ski trip, Katie beats Stifler at strip poker, forcing him to apologize and go outside naked, where he is mounted by a moose. Afterward, he bonds with a sympathetic Imogen. Nathan has sex with Dana in the ski lift control room, accidentally shutting off the power. Stuck in the lifts, Rob and Heidi reconcile and kiss, and Lube falls off. Ashley climbs down to him, and is moved to tears when Lube explains how he really feels about her. Heidi and Rob return to the cabin and have sex, and Lube and Ashley do the same.
Rob, Nathan, and Lube return the newly restored Bible to its hiding place in the library, after Rob has added his own signature. As Rob’s revenge, Cody finds an online video of himself putting a vacuum cleaner on his penis which, to his horror, has been viewed almost 10 million times.
Cast[edit]
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Production[edit]
The Book of Love was filmed in Vancouver. The East Great Falls High was actually Centennial Secondary School in Coquitlam, British Columbia. The tram scene up the mountain is located at Vancouver's Grouse Mountain.
Soundtrack[edit]
- 'Oh Yeah' by Yello
- 'Something in Your Mouth' by Nickelback
- 'Sexy Little Thing'/'Miss Cindy' by The High Decibels
- 'Smoke Alarm' by Freddy Rawsh
- 'Hot N Cold' by Katy Perry
- 'Dance, Dance' by Fall Out Boy
- 'Turn It Down' by Sideway Runners
- 'Hypnotik' by Roobie Breastnut
- 'Beer' by Ace Baker
- 'How Do I Know' by Wanda Bell
- 'When You Want Some Uh Uh' by Nio Renee Wilson
- 'Get Loose (NipJoint Remix)' by Quanteisha
- 'Pauline' by The High Lonesome
- 'Katmandu' by Sam Morrison
- '1969' by Dr. Hollywood
- 'Body Language' by Isaac Hayes
- 'If Something's Wrong' by Aidan Hawken
- 'Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't)' by All Time Low
- 'Hot Mess' by Cobra Starship
- 'Are You Ready' Crash Boom Bang
- 'Got Me Some Love' by Keely Hawkes
- 'Army Girl' by The Genders
- 'Obsession' by Ace Baker
- 'Something Wild' by The High Lonesome
- 'Burnin' Love' by Travis Tritt
- 'Laid' by Aidan Hawken
- 'She Can Dance' by Billy Trudel
- 'Monday' by Mikey and the Gypsys
- 'In It for You' ('Catch My Fall') by The Elliots
- 'Heartbeats' by Melinda Ortner
- 'Say Yes' by Elliott Smith
- 'Book of Love' by Powderfinger
- 'Sinner' by Big B featuring Scott Russo
- 'Mouth to Mouth' by Kaya Jones
References[edit]
- ^'American Pie Presents: The Book of Love – DVD Sales'. The Numbers. Retrieved 16 April 2018.
External links[edit]
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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009 Video)
Mash-the-stampede1 January 2010
Hmmmmm...it finally happened. The 'American Pie' franchise got beaten to death, succumbing to it's inevitable demise with this tired, bored, stupified pathetic excuse for a film 'The Book of Love'.
Now before I go any further, I have to express that I am indeed an 'American Pie' fan and enjoy all the films so far even the straight to DVD released ones of the past few years.
So naturally when I heard of the 7th film's release I was eager to sit back, relax and enjoy some more mindless potty humour and enjoy a few laughs..sadly, there were only a FEW laughs to be had as in I believe there were 2 scenes I found funny. I won't ruin those scenes for anyone who still feels the need to watch this film but I'll just say they involved a women's underwear department store and the other some old ladies false teeth!
The rest of the film relies on tired old jokes from the previous six films which by now aren't funny and are slightly altered to appear fresh and original but just end up falling flat and leave the viewer wondering if they were supposed to laugh or not.
The acting in this film is absolutely atrocious but no surprises there as the only relevant actors in the film were Rosanna Arquette and Eugene Levy who stole every scene he was in. Too bad his scene's were so short that his role was more like a cameo role which is a major shame but I guess this film was done on no budget and what little money they did have was used to pay Mr Levy for the one day of shooting he did for this film.
The characters this time round just weren't memorable and although I just watched the film lat night..I'm struggling to remember any one character's name!
The new 'Stifler' was average too and without a string Stifler..what can you expect to get out of a so called 'American Pie' film?
The film tries desperately to avoid boredom and throws in many pointless cameos from Hollywood Caleb's such as Bret Michals which just aren't funny!
I think I'll skip adding this one to my collection!
I'm nearly done complaining but before I wrap up..I would like to mention that it's a real shame this film is the one released 10 years after the original. If I was a rich Hollywood movie director/ writer..I would do a film about the original group getting together ten years later to celebrate their High School reunion! Think about how funny that film could be! See how all the characters turned out ten years after high school and what hilarious scenes could unfold if they all end up really drunk at their reunion? Will any old flames be re-ignited? Will Stifler still be an immature horn-bag? Will anyone shag a pie??? And the movie could be called; 'American Pie: High School Reunion'.
Now that sounds like an 'American Pie' film that people would want to see!!!!
Please stop the straight to DVD releases!!!!
Now before I go any further, I have to express that I am indeed an 'American Pie' fan and enjoy all the films so far even the straight to DVD released ones of the past few years.
So naturally when I heard of the 7th film's release I was eager to sit back, relax and enjoy some more mindless potty humour and enjoy a few laughs..sadly, there were only a FEW laughs to be had as in I believe there were 2 scenes I found funny. I won't ruin those scenes for anyone who still feels the need to watch this film but I'll just say they involved a women's underwear department store and the other some old ladies false teeth!
The rest of the film relies on tired old jokes from the previous six films which by now aren't funny and are slightly altered to appear fresh and original but just end up falling flat and leave the viewer wondering if they were supposed to laugh or not.
The acting in this film is absolutely atrocious but no surprises there as the only relevant actors in the film were Rosanna Arquette and Eugene Levy who stole every scene he was in. Too bad his scene's were so short that his role was more like a cameo role which is a major shame but I guess this film was done on no budget and what little money they did have was used to pay Mr Levy for the one day of shooting he did for this film.
The characters this time round just weren't memorable and although I just watched the film lat night..I'm struggling to remember any one character's name!
The new 'Stifler' was average too and without a string Stifler..what can you expect to get out of a so called 'American Pie' film?
The film tries desperately to avoid boredom and throws in many pointless cameos from Hollywood Caleb's such as Bret Michals which just aren't funny!
I think I'll skip adding this one to my collection!
I'm nearly done complaining but before I wrap up..I would like to mention that it's a real shame this film is the one released 10 years after the original. If I was a rich Hollywood movie director/ writer..I would do a film about the original group getting together ten years later to celebrate their High School reunion! Think about how funny that film could be! See how all the characters turned out ten years after high school and what hilarious scenes could unfold if they all end up really drunk at their reunion? Will any old flames be re-ignited? Will Stifler still be an immature horn-bag? Will anyone shag a pie??? And the movie could be called; 'American Pie: High School Reunion'.
Now that sounds like an 'American Pie' film that people would want to see!!!!
Please stop the straight to DVD releases!!!!
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Rock bottomPermalink
Sandcooler4 July 2012
Dildo. If you're laughing hysterically right now, this is totally the movie for you. If not, 'Book Of Love' is going to be a pretty tiresome ride. Nobody expects a great story when they see the 'American Pie Presents' (what does that even mean?) moniker, but a little variation here and there would be pretty nice. I mean, come on. Another batch of hapless (not to mention unlikable) virgins getting into sexual misadventures? Another previously unmentioned Stifler cousin? Another utterly pointless appearance by Jim's dad? You know your plot elements are desperately uninspired when they make 'Band Camp' seem fresh. The movie's also very unstructured, it's basically just a series of barely related sketches. Wouldn't be that much of a problem if the little vignettes were funny, but the supposed highlight of the movie consists of faux-Stifler getting raped by a moose. Creative stuff right there. The makers even seem fully aware they're making crap, but all they do to solve it is adding more frighteningly plastic boobs. This is just painful to watch.
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equazcion1 December 2009
Pretty much what you'd expect from yet another straight-to-DVD attempt at capitalizing on the already thinly-stretched 'American Pie' name. I got through exactly 34 painful minutes of this before having to shut it off for medical reasons. Aside from Eugene Levy, there are no other past American Pie actors in the movie. Nor is there any other reason to call this movie 'American Pie', aside from it being about high school kids trying to get laid and containing a character named Stifler (who does not remotely measure up to the name).
A lot of the humor is derivative of the original American Pie movies (which I enjoyed), but isn't funny at all here, possibly because we've seen it before and likely because it just isn't written or acted as well. If you have any semblance of an IQ, this movie won't engage you or make you laugh. Though it is a glossy production with some good-looking people.
A lot of the humor is derivative of the original American Pie movies (which I enjoyed), but isn't funny at all here, possibly because we've seen it before and likely because it just isn't written or acted as well. If you have any semblance of an IQ, this movie won't engage you or make you laugh. Though it is a glossy production with some good-looking people.
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Vr_Lux12 August 2011
okay, I'll not beat around the bush here..
I am currently working on my laptop and this movie was just played on TV in the background. of course I saw the 'moose' scene, which seemed to be a highlight of this movie. I directly zapped after this moment.
Let me tell you that this.. 'highlight' was actually pretty bad, the fun level was low, the CGI's were so cheap..it was just AWFUL !! Don't buy, rent or even watch this movie if you don't wanna be disgusted like me.
Just see the other reviews to understand what's going on here..I had even to cheat with the empty lines on this review to be approved, so I have nothing more to say about this crap.
I am currently working on my laptop and this movie was just played on TV in the background. of course I saw the 'moose' scene, which seemed to be a highlight of this movie. I directly zapped after this moment.
Let me tell you that this.. 'highlight' was actually pretty bad, the fun level was low, the CGI's were so cheap..it was just AWFUL !! Don't buy, rent or even watch this movie if you don't wanna be disgusted like me.
Just see the other reviews to understand what's going on here..I had even to cheat with the empty lines on this review to be approved, so I have nothing more to say about this crap.
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The Book of Love Minus LovePermalink
StevePulaski4 July 2010
Yet another ridiculous American Pie spin off, unrelated to the first, that has now been spit into stores for kids to buy and call 'the best movie ever'. Just great. I always referred to these movies as 'kid movies' because I find my friends liking the spinoffs more than the original three because of the excessive female nudity. Maybe we're heading down the sea of nihilism, I don't know.
We are enlightened to see that Bug Hall (The Little Rascals) plays the lead character in this mess, and I would just give the film one and a half stars for him and Eugene Levy, solely. He plays Rob a hopeless virgin along with his other friends Nathan (Kevin M. Horton) and Lube (Brandon Hardesty). While searching for the girl he likes, Rob accidentally sets the school library on fire in which he find the 'Book of Love'. Partly destroyed, it contains the tips and tricks on how to have sex and pleasure a women. The virgins are now on their quest to have sex and try gain girlfriends as well.
The plot, is rather stupid and just unappealing altogether. It's a typical late high-school plot in which you don't really care about. Yet again, no one returns from previous films, only Eugene Levy who must get paid a shiny new dime to keep returning in these films. He needs to get decent cut for what the franchise makes, otherwise, he would never in his life make such lackluster films.
I will go as far as saying I laughed in a few parts but like Richard Roeper stated, 'One laugh every half an hour is not enough for me to recommend this..'. The characters are mildly likable, but you don't really care what happens to them even though they are the protagonists of the film. The lackluster acting, the stereotypical objects disguised as girls, and the bad script and storyline is enough to bore you before the first thirty minutes have passed. Like I stated before, teens will like this for the nudity, but any self respecting fan will grow tired, weary, and be utterly repulsed by this loathsome filth disguised as pie. Next.
Starring: Bug Hall, Kevin M. Horton, Brandon Hardesty, and Eugene Levy. Directed by: John Putch.
We are enlightened to see that Bug Hall (The Little Rascals) plays the lead character in this mess, and I would just give the film one and a half stars for him and Eugene Levy, solely. He plays Rob a hopeless virgin along with his other friends Nathan (Kevin M. Horton) and Lube (Brandon Hardesty). While searching for the girl he likes, Rob accidentally sets the school library on fire in which he find the 'Book of Love'. Partly destroyed, it contains the tips and tricks on how to have sex and pleasure a women. The virgins are now on their quest to have sex and try gain girlfriends as well.
The plot, is rather stupid and just unappealing altogether. It's a typical late high-school plot in which you don't really care about. Yet again, no one returns from previous films, only Eugene Levy who must get paid a shiny new dime to keep returning in these films. He needs to get decent cut for what the franchise makes, otherwise, he would never in his life make such lackluster films.
I will go as far as saying I laughed in a few parts but like Richard Roeper stated, 'One laugh every half an hour is not enough for me to recommend this..'. The characters are mildly likable, but you don't really care what happens to them even though they are the protagonists of the film. The lackluster acting, the stereotypical objects disguised as girls, and the bad script and storyline is enough to bore you before the first thirty minutes have passed. Like I stated before, teens will like this for the nudity, but any self respecting fan will grow tired, weary, and be utterly repulsed by this loathsome filth disguised as pie. Next.
Starring: Bug Hall, Kevin M. Horton, Brandon Hardesty, and Eugene Levy. Directed by: John Putch.
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riyazquest1 December 2009
I saw this movie yesterday and i just wasted my 1:30 hr for watching this movie,u do not expect a great movie out of it but at least it should be a bit entertaining than the previous versions or par with the previous bone crackers.Actors are not at all good.Stifler(who has a bit of commanding role) is a complete waste in this movie,actors are not gorgeous or at least beautiful or at least pleasing,this version has severed the fame of American Pie brand and a huge disappointment to lot of teen comedy lovers.At least they should have repeated actors which may have made the movie a little bit dandy.So sit back and watch other movies instead of wasting your time and money on it.
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WORST American PIEPermalink
anandaid5 December 2009
this movie did not bring up to American pie standards the story line should have been looked at more carefully the actors for me should not have played the part, stifler is not a stifler if they want to make a new American pie again they need to bring up their A game like kicking off the actors and going back to Noah Levenstine's time when he was young because all the movies have pretty much said that he was a god. I watched the movie and after looking at stifler for the first time i knew this movie is the worst American pie, the story line had so much potential but they messed it up. This what happens now with movies now a days :(
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An enjoyable film but is lacking the original touchPermalink
alexander-george-112 December 2009
Warning: SpoilersSo.. this is the latest edition to the surprisingly long-lasting American Pie series. But what many people want to know is whether it is any good. It follows the plot of most teen-sex-comedies with a group of hopeless guys with their only ambition is to get laid. I know this plot seems overused (having been used in a lot of films) but I think that The Book Of Love brings a new take on it. As it comes to the conclusion that respect and love is the way to get sex.
Personally, I thought that it was an average comedy, having some funny moments but compared to other American Pie films the laughs were inferior.
You may say that the writer, David Steinberg, has lost his comedic touch with this movie compared to the all so superior American Pie 2. But I don't believe that this is so, because in my opinion, I think that the script was fine and that it was the some what mediocre actors who couldn't pull the jokes off. For example, Scott Stifler played by John Patrick Jordan was terrible compared to the other Stiflers. He just didn't seem to give off the vibe which Sean William Scott and others pulled off superbly.
But what this movie has compared to the other American Pie movies is the fact that the writers actually try to press the sensitive button, telling horny teenagers that showing love and respect for women will get you further in life. Which is very respectable in a sex comedy. This movie is nowhere near as good as the original American Pie movies but it is an advancement from the straight to DVD movies such as Band Camp (shockingly boring), Naked Mile (fun characters) and Beta House (completely ridiculous and OTT).
Overall, this is certainly worth a watch for any American Pie fan and as a teenager myself I would recommend to teenage boys for a bit of a laugh with your mates. Which brings me onto the question: Why has this been given an 18 certificate in the UK? To me this didn't seem to show anywhere near as much nudity and sexual content as the first two films in the series which were just 15's. But oh well, its the companies decision and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Enjoy the film!
Personally, I thought that it was an average comedy, having some funny moments but compared to other American Pie films the laughs were inferior.
You may say that the writer, David Steinberg, has lost his comedic touch with this movie compared to the all so superior American Pie 2. But I don't believe that this is so, because in my opinion, I think that the script was fine and that it was the some what mediocre actors who couldn't pull the jokes off. For example, Scott Stifler played by John Patrick Jordan was terrible compared to the other Stiflers. He just didn't seem to give off the vibe which Sean William Scott and others pulled off superbly.
But what this movie has compared to the other American Pie movies is the fact that the writers actually try to press the sensitive button, telling horny teenagers that showing love and respect for women will get you further in life. Which is very respectable in a sex comedy. This movie is nowhere near as good as the original American Pie movies but it is an advancement from the straight to DVD movies such as Band Camp (shockingly boring), Naked Mile (fun characters) and Beta House (completely ridiculous and OTT).
Overall, this is certainly worth a watch for any American Pie fan and as a teenager myself I would recommend to teenage boys for a bit of a laugh with your mates. Which brings me onto the question: Why has this been given an 18 certificate in the UK? To me this didn't seem to show anywhere near as much nudity and sexual content as the first two films in the series which were just 15's. But oh well, its the companies decision and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Enjoy the film!
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I could feel my brain cells dying.Permalink
electra_xan4 February 2010
At first I thought it couldn't be much worse than the last one, but guess what! It was an even bigger waste of time. It's not the typical low-quality comedy that will at least make you laugh a bit and you will forget all about it as soon as it's over. It's more like a parody of the worst clichés ever. Only problem is it's not supposed to be a parody (or if it is they just didn't make it clear). It's something like the American Pie Paradox: the first 3 films set a really high standard (funny, original to an extend, well shaped action) and the ones that followed were more like a new low in the history of comedy. What surprised me was the fact that it was not even as bad as Naked Mile. At least there were a couple of funny lines and 3 or 4 funny scenes on that one. But this one? You can just leave the room for let's say 15' , come back and realize that you didn't miss anything at all. Total waste of time.
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better than the spin offs, but lacks the spirit.Permalink
bthr30 November 2009
i must say, i had higher expectation. i thought they had good concept and the trailer did show promising movie but i was a bit disappointed. most of the movie they just repeated the same thing, getting laid, instead of focusing on the book. more focus on the book could be much better. i would cut some party time and add the search for book writers. i felt like i was missing something.
the actors gave me the feeling I'm watching high school acting class but in a real movie. none of them were aware of their surroundings, they just said their lines with a little face and thats it.
and stifler.. worst stifler ever. i cant believe they chose HIM as stifler. he doesn't even look like a stifler. his acting (if you call it acting) it was like watching a stick talking like a stifler, no emotion whatsoever. he is not that bad, its just that he is not a 'stifler' character. hes more like the friend that helps when needed.
what with the constant nudity. this movie was too sexual, almost like soft-core porn. American pie 123 were very good and weren't THAT sexual.
yes this movie felt a lot more American pie than the other spin offs but still didn't come even close to the first and second.
too bad. they had high potential with this one.
5/10.
the actors gave me the feeling I'm watching high school acting class but in a real movie. none of them were aware of their surroundings, they just said their lines with a little face and thats it.
and stifler.. worst stifler ever. i cant believe they chose HIM as stifler. he doesn't even look like a stifler. his acting (if you call it acting) it was like watching a stick talking like a stifler, no emotion whatsoever. he is not that bad, its just that he is not a 'stifler' character. hes more like the friend that helps when needed.
what with the constant nudity. this movie was too sexual, almost like soft-core porn. American pie 123 were very good and weren't THAT sexual.
yes this movie felt a lot more American pie than the other spin offs but still didn't come even close to the first and second.
too bad. they had high potential with this one.
5/10.
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Doesn't deserve to be American PiePermalink
hugo936374 January 2010
Warning: SpoilersI fell this movie is so horrible i actually made an account here,which i previously did not have.I just have to say this movie is crap compared to the previous 6 movies.i have watched them all and have not been let down until his one.none of the actors were recognizable other than Eugene Levy, who was in the previous movies.and don't even get me started with Stifler.there was not enough of him even though there is no need for him because this 'Stifler' is not good at all.This movie goes on my list of terrible comedies(Epic Movie and Disaster Movie included in list).There was not a single,i repeat,not a single moment in the movie where i actually laughed or had a smile on my face like the previous movies.I consider myself to have good taste in comedies so i might know what I'm talking about.But let you be the judge and don't take my word for it.But eh, id rather u take my opinion cuz u should not waste ur money on this crap. Maybe instead of hiring actors who don't deserve to be called actors,they should get the original crew to make another movie and catch up on Jim's marriage,Stiffler with Michelles sister,and Finch with the Fox aka Stifler's mom grawr. Thats pretty much it ladies and gentlemen.And by the way, screw 1 out of 10 stars,it 0 out of 10.
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Dreadful-Didn't make me laugh oncePermalink
mrkangaroo99916 July 2012
Warning: SpoilersI won't talk about the dreadful plot, just talk about why this movie is so bad. Just stick to AP, AP2, AP3TW, APTR, as those are the only decent (and true) American Pie movies. This movie was terrible, and it seems like the writers wanted to show off their sexual knowledge, rather than focusing on actual humour. The only real American Pie character in this movie is Noah Levenstein(Jim's Dad), portrayed by Eugene Levy.
I don't like this movie one bit, despite being a massive comedy fan. The original, proper American Pie movies are far superior, and even The Naked Mile was better than this piece of-(insert profanity). If you know what's best for you, stay away from this.
I don't like this movie one bit, despite being a massive comedy fan. The original, proper American Pie movies are far superior, and even The Naked Mile was better than this piece of-(insert profanity). If you know what's best for you, stay away from this.
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not as good as the original, but still pretty goodPermalink
Floated211 January 2010
OK so I decided to watch this movie when i received it on DVD a few nights ago and I thought it was pretty decent. Its no means like the original American pie movies (first 3 movies) but its still pretty good. In my opinion, its better than the last 3 spin-offs (those were a joke). Book of love had interesting characters and they weren't really annoying and weird. It also had a few funny scenes, like the opening scene where the main characters does pleasure with a peanut butter sandwich, and a scene with 'monique' lol. I had some low expectations about this movie because I've heard some good reviews and some bad ones but I was expecting it to be poor, but I was surprised, it was pretty good. It isn't on the level of the original American pie movies but that doesn't mean its garbage. Although there wee a few weird and dumb scenes. Overall, i liked the movie and it was a thrill watching it
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More painful couldn't be ..Permalink
deathy64 December 2009
To start with , I ve watched every single American Pie movie that came out on DVD's , loved the act and the actors as much as the content . This movie is nowhere near what we would call American Pie for all those who have watched even one of the past American Pie(s) . This piece (crap I might add) movie is closer to porn than it is to the American Pie most of us loved and laughed at , not only is there no humour or anything near that but the whole movie concentrates on 'Fantasy Tits and Naked Bodies'. Was patient enough to watch the movie till the end although I had already thought about destroying the disc a dozen times , actors were as if acting for their 1st time and hadn't it been for Leveinstein I wouldn't go on finishing the movie .
Much disappointment to me , expected much more from this movie and was let down at the very first couple of minutes .
Much disappointment to me , expected much more from this movie and was let down at the very first couple of minutes .
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better then the last 5 seriesPermalink
user-595-45805429 November 2009
The Book of Love, quite interesting? well to be honest no it is not. Losing the virginity is the simple whole idea from the beginning of the movie to the end which makes most of the audience curious. In other words, a classical American college movie. I did have fun a bit because it was nearly as good as the first 2 series of 'The American Pie 1-2' OK OK, it was not so close but still average. As a conclusion, if you have a precious 90-minute-free-time and you could not find any other movie to watch, it is quite fun. If you compare with the 3rd to 6th American Pie series and you liked them, then watch it because it is better and better. The acting was simple and not professional but I am pretty sure that you already guess that. The scene was 'Not bad' but could be better. Still, not good enough. I hope this American Pie series will end with a very good finale.
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American Pie 7 still enjoyablePermalink
collingwood11 December 2009
Just as I love watching all the National Lampoon movies, American Pie movies although not as good as the first few, but still enjoyable to watch is The Book Of Love. Different actors and similar story line, but still titillating and got better as the movie went along. It's gone straight to DVD as it's not rated as going to be a huge movie, but for lovers of the previous ones, this is still good enough to enjoy. The harsh critics will hardly rate this movie, but for the average person who wants to escape and just watch for a bit of fun, they'll enjoy it more. It was a nice touch to see some old favorite actors from this genre included, such as Tim Matheson, C. Thomas Howell, Eugene Levy, Robert Romanus, Christopher Knight and Curtis Armstrong (Booger from Nerds). There are a couple of nice looking girls who will no doubt be appearing in future movies, Beth Behrs and Jennifer Holland. I'll be looking forward to the next American Pie when ever that might be.
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I kinda thought it was HilariousPermalink
sadieonawire14 December 2009
SO OK maybe its not your usual suspects from American Pie, buts its for a new generation of AP! I think that this movie was pretty funny I looked at some clips online and was LOLing I can't wait to see it..Brett Michaels is in it and he has a pretty funny part!!! I think the premise is the passing of the American Pie Torch to a new generation..this is why I think they went back to the roots of the Book of Love! they boys revamp it and make it new and relevant for today. Sure maybe the dialogue has more to do with getting laid then anything else and I am sure there are tones of topless bitties running around but I think The movie is Fun and not meant to be taken too seriously!
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terrible filmPermalink
rachael_jane15 January 2010
My god this film was terrible. The stifler character was pathetic, he had no charm or charisma and wasn't cute at all. The rest of the male cast were also really bad, they weren't funny, just really plain. As for the female cast. The amount of disgusting fake boobs in this movie is just vile. OK we all get that guys like boobs, but protruding, hard, circular balls of plastic fakeness, is NOT attractive and i don't see how any guy would like that. I think there were only 2 girls who didn't have a boob job in the entire film. I watched it with my boyfriend and we both agreed it was terrible, he wanted to stop watching it after about 40 minutes.
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Below the usual par but still entertaining enoughPermalink
This film is about three young adult men trying to score their first sexual experience.
'American Pie Presents: The Book of Love' is using the same jokes and humour from the previous American Pies, so it is pretty much running out on ideas. This time round, the filmmakers tried to blend in elements of 'love and respect for the ladies' into the overwhelmingly carnal film. It is a welcoming change but it sounds quite out of place and very preachy.
I think 'American Pie Presents: The Book of Love' is less entertaining than the previous straight to video American Pies, but it is still entertaining enough to be a brain off comedy.
'American Pie Presents: The Book of Love' is using the same jokes and humour from the previous American Pies, so it is pretty much running out on ideas. This time round, the filmmakers tried to blend in elements of 'love and respect for the ladies' into the overwhelmingly carnal film. It is a welcoming change but it sounds quite out of place and very preachy.
I think 'American Pie Presents: The Book of Love' is less entertaining than the previous straight to video American Pies, but it is still entertaining enough to be a brain off comedy.
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Funny, although you won't remember it after a couple of minutesPermalink
Jackpollins9 February 2010
Warning: SpoilersAs far as on again, off again film series go, American Pie has had its good and bad. I am pleased to say that the new installment in the series, The Book of Love is a perfect example of the good it has had. Splurging out new, young faces, such as Youtube star Brandon Hardesty and newcomer Kevin M. Horton, along with star of The Little Rascals movie Bug Hall. While all these fresh young faces make the film hilarious, the film is that much more funny with such classic faces as Eugene Levy & Rosanna Arquette. The film also features more than a handful of celebrity cameos ranging anywhere from Dustin Diamond to C. Thomas Howell to Bret Michaels. The film starts out with a semi-socially awkward teenager named Rob (Bug Hall) with his equally socially awkward friends Nathan (Kevin M. Horton) & Lube (Brandon Hardesty, who steals every scene of the film that he's in). When Rob floods the library, he must clean up and finds the legendary sex bible the high school they attend has. The book has been hidden under the book shelf and has water damage, so it is up to him and his friends to rewrite the famous book of love. While the film is predictable with typical situations and you won't remember for more than a couple of minutes after the final credits role, it's actually surprisingly extremely funny when you're watching it and definitely worth a shot.
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Worster than expectedPermalink
Davidlol7 December 2009
When I first saw the title, I was surprised by another series of the American pie. Too bad it's xxx-rated and can't be watched in Denmark, because of the policies. The actors are poor, and were not even decent. John Patrick Jordan who plays Stifler in the new American pie, is really poor. We all know that the Stifler should always be arrogant, but John could not deliverer it correctly. It makes the movie poor and just really slacks on the entertainment. All the actors did not have the 'American pie' spirit like in the others series. It really brings the movie down, and painful to see. I did not expect that it would be this bad, because the AP series has never been like this!
The script was okay, they really wanted to deliverer humor scenes and entertainment. It just could not be reached by the actors in the movie.
Anyway, OK movie with horrible actors.
The script was okay, they really wanted to deliverer humor scenes and entertainment. It just could not be reached by the actors in the movie.
Anyway, OK movie with horrible actors.
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Why?Permalink
adamstuartcox19 March 2012
American Pie Book Of Love Free Online
Seriously, who is paying to watch these things? This is the seventh American Pie film - despite the fact that any humour, charm or originality that the original had had run out about halfway through American Pie 2. The soft-core porn element is totally defunct in the internet age, and the plots have come to resemble episodes of Skins written by a Barbary macaque. In fact, Skins is worth mentioning - as it shows that teen comedies can actually be funny, well-written and intelligent. Compared to that, tripe like American Pie 7 is just insulting to teenage boys. Surely, this has to be the last of this franchise - I cannot understand why anyone would be paying money to watch or rent this tosh.
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Terrible excuse for using the «American Pie» name.Permalink
even-larsen-204-9136974 July 2018
It was painfull watching. This Stifler character made me cringe so bad. With I didn't watch it
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starsLAST SLICE OF PIE, PLEASE!Permalink
American Pie Book Of Love The Bible Pdf
nogodnomasters10 May 2018
Warning: SpoilersI have seen one other film in the AP series, and I am not very pleased with the movies. Now to set the record straight I love teenage sex comedies. However, a boy making love to a PB&J is not in my realm of humor. Toss in a dog and his brother filming the event and I am out the door.
The movie missed a golden opportunity in The Book of Love. It attempted to reunite certain characters from the past to the present. We had Booger, from the classic 'Revenge of the Nerds' as a teacher and Rosanna Arquette from 'Amazon Women on the Moon.' This should have been a parade of champions from past teenage sex comedies, instead we just get a few to tempt us.
Nudity, sexual situations and non-stop crude sex language. Degrading to women, men, and dogs. Funny at times but not worth the coin.
The movie missed a golden opportunity in The Book of Love. It attempted to reunite certain characters from the past to the present. We had Booger, from the classic 'Revenge of the Nerds' as a teacher and Rosanna Arquette from 'Amazon Women on the Moon.' This should have been a parade of champions from past teenage sex comedies, instead we just get a few to tempt us.
Nudity, sexual situations and non-stop crude sex language. Degrading to women, men, and dogs. Funny at times but not worth the coin.
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It doesn't matter how big of an American Pie fan you are, this movie is terriblePermalink
rschutz812 December 2014
Warning: SpoilersAmerican Pie: Book of Love is a tragedy. I'm a huge fan of the series, I actually saw all of the direct2DVD sequels multiple times and didn't actually hate them, so I'm not expecting much from these movies. I know they aren't masterpieces, but the original series holds a place in my heart and the spinoffs usually contain bits and pieces of the charm of the originals.
Not so with Book of Love. I really couldn't find one redeeming thing about this godforsaken film. I guess Eugene Levy helped a little bit. But unlike other 'American Pie Presents' spinoffs, this movie didn't try to expand on a different area of the American Pie story (such as Erik Stifler in Naked Mile and Beta House, or Matt Stifler in Band Camp). Instead, this takes places 10 years after the original and besides Scott Stifler (I forget how he's supposed to be related) and a few small references to Nadia (incorrectly pronounced) the film might as well not be using the American Pie name. I suppose you could say the same about the other direct2DVD movies, but at least those were not so terrible that I want to forget the exist.
The characters are incredibly bland, forgettable and don't evoke any sympathy; most of all Scott Stifler, who delivers his lines as if he is reciting tax code. Maybe it's just my nostalgia, but in the original American Pie, the guys were sex obsessed, sure, but they actually had sympathy for other human beings. The character who is basically a clone of Kevin in this movie is a complete asshole. The fat character does nothing but fantasize about the cheerleader character for her body and then makes some eye-rolling impassioned speech 5 minutes to the end of the movie about how he actually just cares about her as a person. THAT IS COMPLETELY INCONSISTENT WITH THE ENTIRE MOVIE.
All of the actions in the movie feel like they come out of some bizzaro world where female's thoughts and actions are controlled by 12-year-old boys. Girls have absolutely no issue with open mouth tongue kissing in front of a camera, girls immediately decide to have sex with a guy who is propositioning a completely different girl just because he said he would pleasure her, girls drag guys into changing rooms at a lingerie store and strip for them before coercing them into shoplifting, anything.
Every scene is so incredibly disjointed and utterly pointless. You would think a movie about the BOOK OF LOVE would actually focus on said book. No. Instead it is introduced and they try out 1 single technique-- the mystical art of flattery before the writers seem to completely forget about the book until the 'putting it back together montage' at which point the book is reassembled.. and there is 20 minutes left. God damn it.
This is what the book should have been about: contacting all of the people who previously wrote in the book and reconstructing it. Instead it is condensed into a 5 minute montage and used for no other reason than to tie up what is essentially a subplot based on how little importance it is given in terms of the actual story. Even after the book is reconstructed the guys basically make no use of it besides doing the 'tongue tornado'.
I don't even want to talk about the scene where Stifler is literally raped by a CGI moose. That is basically a big middle finger to the American Pie series, it's fans, and basically anyone watching. Just their way of saying 'hey, we don't care about this garbage film at all'.
The entire movie boils down to some shoehorned 'message' about having sex with someone you really care about, I guess. It's more like they were obligated by some organization to put in a mandatory moral message. It's pretty hard to take such a message seriously when the previous scene literally involved someone being raped by a moose (seriously, I can't get over that).
Not so with Book of Love. I really couldn't find one redeeming thing about this godforsaken film. I guess Eugene Levy helped a little bit. But unlike other 'American Pie Presents' spinoffs, this movie didn't try to expand on a different area of the American Pie story (such as Erik Stifler in Naked Mile and Beta House, or Matt Stifler in Band Camp). Instead, this takes places 10 years after the original and besides Scott Stifler (I forget how he's supposed to be related) and a few small references to Nadia (incorrectly pronounced) the film might as well not be using the American Pie name. I suppose you could say the same about the other direct2DVD movies, but at least those were not so terrible that I want to forget the exist.
The characters are incredibly bland, forgettable and don't evoke any sympathy; most of all Scott Stifler, who delivers his lines as if he is reciting tax code. Maybe it's just my nostalgia, but in the original American Pie, the guys were sex obsessed, sure, but they actually had sympathy for other human beings. The character who is basically a clone of Kevin in this movie is a complete asshole. The fat character does nothing but fantasize about the cheerleader character for her body and then makes some eye-rolling impassioned speech 5 minutes to the end of the movie about how he actually just cares about her as a person. THAT IS COMPLETELY INCONSISTENT WITH THE ENTIRE MOVIE.
All of the actions in the movie feel like they come out of some bizzaro world where female's thoughts and actions are controlled by 12-year-old boys. Girls have absolutely no issue with open mouth tongue kissing in front of a camera, girls immediately decide to have sex with a guy who is propositioning a completely different girl just because he said he would pleasure her, girls drag guys into changing rooms at a lingerie store and strip for them before coercing them into shoplifting, anything.
Every scene is so incredibly disjointed and utterly pointless. You would think a movie about the BOOK OF LOVE would actually focus on said book. No. Instead it is introduced and they try out 1 single technique-- the mystical art of flattery before the writers seem to completely forget about the book until the 'putting it back together montage' at which point the book is reassembled.. and there is 20 minutes left. God damn it.
This is what the book should have been about: contacting all of the people who previously wrote in the book and reconstructing it. Instead it is condensed into a 5 minute montage and used for no other reason than to tie up what is essentially a subplot based on how little importance it is given in terms of the actual story. Even after the book is reconstructed the guys basically make no use of it besides doing the 'tongue tornado'.
I don't even want to talk about the scene where Stifler is literally raped by a CGI moose. That is basically a big middle finger to the American Pie series, it's fans, and basically anyone watching. Just their way of saying 'hey, we don't care about this garbage film at all'.
The entire movie boils down to some shoehorned 'message' about having sex with someone you really care about, I guess. It's more like they were obligated by some organization to put in a mandatory moral message. It's pretty hard to take such a message seriously when the previous scene literally involved someone being raped by a moose (seriously, I can't get over that).
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